Physics says: go to sleep. Of course
you’re tired. Every atom in you
has been dancing the shimmy in silver shoes
nonstop from mitosis to now.
Quit tapping your feet. They’ll dance
inside themselves without you. Go to sleep.
Geology says: it will be all right. Slow inch
by inch America is giving…
(Source: libraries)
60 It’s all a lot funnier when you only have a basic grasp of German.
I WANT TO PRINT THEM ALL AND HANG THEM ON MY WALL DFSGHFGHJ.
Best thing that I’ve seen all day.
CHOKING
DYING
I have no grasp of German, but it’s still hilarious.
This is a Piat.
We have no idea what the fuck to do.it werfs flammen
I can’t breathe.
THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!
where’s the Stuka?
Me gusta.
this is too hot
it should be illegal
so many feelings
wow
this is
like better than porn
(Source: yellowcrown)
Dr. Iannis - Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (via dorunteena)
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(via thegiggles)
When Americans call chips “french fries”
When Americans call Crisps “Chips”
When Americans call Chocolate Globbernaughts “Candy Bars”
When Americans call Motorised Rollinghams “cars”
When…
228 
I have to be honest. When I first saw this, I thought it was some generic message thing that had to do with the quote alone. However, it was brought to my attention that this is from a Borders store. I have to say, this is the saddest thing I have seen all day, maybe even all week.
I’d like to personally thank the creators of the Kindle and Nook for this atrocity.
…I have no words.
Barnes and Nobel if this happens to you I’ll cry
When the Borders in my mall left, I cryed.
I used to go there every weekend and get a new book. It was wonderful.
Now I have to drive an hour to Barnes & Noble if I want a new book. And I only get to do that once every few months.
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